Thank God Anthony Weiner's Twitter scandal dropped when it did. Because, really, would it really be remembered well enough to be included in Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Douchebags of the Year list for Spike's Guys Choice Awards 2012?
As it is, Rep. Weiner made it in just under the wire for this year's list. The gravity of this feat is surely not lost on him…
Tags: Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner's Penis, Spike, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Video
Rumor Mill: Sandra Bullock Will Win The Troops Choice for "Entertainer of the Year" at Spike's Guys Choice Awards
Obviously, the important political news that everybody is talking about today is speculation over who will win The Troops Choice for "Entertainer of the Year" at Spike's Guys Choice Awards this Sunday at 10pm / 9c. (Joe Barton apologizing to a British mega-corporation on behalf of America is yesterday's news. Literally.)
A lot of people think it might be The Situation's year. Others think that blue lady from Avatar will be taking home the golden antlers. The long money is on that guy who pretends to be a yo-yo expert to get on television soft news shows. But I happen to have it on good authority that the winner will be none other than America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock.
Why do I say that? Well, I've been following the trade papers (the "troop" papers, I mean*), calling in favors from people I know at the White House and at Spike, rummaging through General Petraeus' garbage. Also, I saw this video on Spike's website…
Good work, The Troops! You all got together and voted for somebody who seems like a pretty classy lady.
Tags: David Petraeus, Military, Spike
Spike.com's Danny Gallagher has a pretty right-on observation over here…
If you want your movie to have a villain that the audience will instantly despise, just make them one of three things: a Nazi, a snooty restaurant maître d', or an employee of the government.
It's true; I don't know why. There's just something inherently unlikable about bureaucrats. Maybe it's all their bureaucracy.
If you're not buying it, just check out this list of The Top 10 Biggest Government Jerks in Cinema History.
I always thought Mayor McCheese was the worst mayor in the country. He's completely beholden to a corporation and has been letting the Hamburglar terrorize the streets of McDonaldland for years.
But has he even gotten so drunk that he broke a breathalizer machine? Nope. Has he ever flashed his tits to a crowded bar? Again, as far as I know, no.
So it would seem there are a handful of other mayors out there who blow the competition out of the water when it comes to sleaze, corruption and general bad decisions. There are ten of them to be exact, and they comprise Spike's list of the Top Ten Misbehaving Mayors.
Tags: Antonio Villaraigosa, Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, Los Angeles, Marion Barry, Spike, Washington DC
Spike.com's tireless statisticians have somehow achieved the impossible.
They've somehow managed to take all the dumb moments from George Bush's eight years as president and distill them down the an ultimate decagon of his absolute dumbest moments.
God knows how many hours, days or weeks they spent hunched over in the Spike.com laboratories and staining their fingers with chalk as they scrawled equations on the Spike.com blackboard.
But their efforts have been successful and will certainly be heralded throughout all of Chistiandom for their illuminating findings.
Thank you, Spike.com. You have done us all a great service.
Tags: George W. Bush, Spike