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Hillary Clinton Is the Secretary of Funk
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was speaking at some boring old swearing in ceremony for her Assistant Secretary of Public Affairs yesterday when all of a sudden this happened…
It's finally happening, guys! Hillary Clinton and George Clinton are melding into the same being!
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Our Endorsements: Jason Alexander Slums It
* Jason Alexander tries to join the 99%.
* Newt Gingrich highlights, from The Onion.
* Prince Charles really wants to talk about the weather.
* Mitt Romney's website may need a rewrite.
* The State Department issues a travel warning for your mother's house.
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State Dept Discusses Hooker Scandal on "Take Your Child to Work Day"
When your parent is a Beltway bureaucrat, participating in Take Your Child to Work Day can be kind of a drag. Well, except when your mom or dad works at the State Department.
This year, children there learned less about work and more about working girls…
Children participating in the State Department’s "Take Your Child to Work Day" Thursday were treated to a salacious question-and-answer period on the sex scandals now rocking the Secret Service.
Indeed, reporters paid no heed to the fact that young kids were present in the day’s media briefing, asking awkward questions about prostitutes and strippers involved in developing Secret Service scandals in Colombia and Brazil.
Prostitution was mentioned four times in the briefing, "sex" seven times and "strippers" once. "Club," as in strip club, was mention three times.
Best Take Your Child to Work Day ever! Or, at least since the Clinton impeachment trial.
In any case, it must have been interesting for those kids to hear call girls mentioned in the same breath as DC politicians. One group is made up of shameless prostitutes who will do practically anything for money, and the other are Colombian escorts.
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WINNER Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton
Submitted by Mark Spires.
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YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton
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