Our Endorsements: The Onion's Guide to Mitt Romney

* The Onion's guide to Mitt Romney uncovers his many layers.

* Martin Short tells Letterman about his political faux pas.

* Obama is Snoopy and Romney is Charlie Brown. It works.

* Debate performances of elections past, to warm up your cringe muscle.

* Allen West is not normal, from Hahajk.

* College Humor defines Mitt Romney Style.

* Stephen Colbert talks to George Stephanopoulos about his new book and giant sodas.

* And here he is 15 years ago on Good Morning America. Hasn't aged a bit!

* We hope Romney uses some of his improv training during the debate.

* McSweeney's goes over the formats for Presidential and Vice-Presidential debates.

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Stephen Colbert Looks at Barack Obama's War on Pizza

"14 cents? 14 cents?! That's three times the value of a Papa John's pizza!" – Stephen Colbert on skyrocketing pizza costs

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

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Stephen Colbert on Chick-fil-A's Anti-Gay Marriage Stance

"No surprise that Chick-fil-A supports traditional marriage, unlike KFC's Double Down. Two chicken breasts rubbing up against each other? That is nothing but a lesbian fantasy snack." – Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

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Stephen Colbert on Barack Obama's Announcement That He Is Gay

"I, right now, would like to read to you what The Jesus said about homosexuality. I'd like to, but He never said anything about it." – Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

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Stephen Colbert on Joe Biden's Gay Marriage Stance-Like Thing

"These gay sitcom characters — or humor-sexuals — are a menace to society." – Stephen Colbert

Coverage continues with Will and Grace's Eric McCormack after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

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