Tweet Untweet: Republican Email Forward Update

It's almost 2013 and I'm still writing Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope on my checks

— Alejandro A. Arbona (@Alejandrobot) December 7, 2012

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Our Endorsements: Mayor Julian Castro Has Fun with Jobs Creation

* Mayor Julian Castro made his own Siri commercial for the 2012 Gridiron show.

* Vee Pee Herman is seconds away from having to do the "Tequilla" dance.

* We always thought we'd see Jimmy Fallon again.

* Funny or Die on how the DNC could have been better.

* Yours truly and others, truly, talk political news on Air Quotes.

* McSweeney's The Long Walk on who really owns this country.

* President Obama is looking a little unholy lately, from The Onion.

* If you think four more years of Obama is scary, you don't know about Andrew Jackson.

* One, two, three and to the four, Snoop Doggie Dogg makes the case for President Obama.

Tags: BuzzFeed, Daily Links, Democratic National Convention, Funny or Die, Jimmy Fallon, Joe Biden, Julian Castro, Steve Jobs, The Onion

From the Pork Barrel: Rick Santorum, the Willing Martyr

* Rick Santorum says that he would gladly give his life to prevent gay marriage. Not exactly sure how that would work. Like, maybe he'd die swallowing the pen the President was going to use to sign the gay marriage bill?

* Condoleezza Rice wistfully recalls the night Muammar Qaddafi invited her back to his fuck tent.

* Old man McCain tells those kids to quit fighting or else.

* Steve Jobs offers his auguries for President Obama from beyond the pale of death.

* Whoops! Looks like the Koch Brothers accidentally paid for real climate science. I'll bet their faces are red!

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Tags: Barack Obama, Charles Koch, Climate Change, Condoleezza Rice, David Koch, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Muammar Qaddafi, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Science & Technology, Steve Jobs

From the Pork Barrel: Homework

* Barack Obama today asked members of the media to act like journalists. I don't know. I think that's asking a bit much of them.

* Rep. Paul Broun made an excellent point today, pointing out how Occupy Wall Street is an "attack upon freedom" from having to listen to people express their opinions.

* Hahaha! Sen. Scott Brown really nails Elizabeth Warren for being old and not a Victoria's Secret model. Burn!

* Sarah Palin remembers Steve Jobs as "an island that touched so many people." That's such an island thing to do, isn't it?

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Tags: Elizabeth Warren, House of Representatives, Massachusetts, Occupy Wall Street, Paul Broun, Pork Barrel, Protesters, Sarah Palin, Scott Brown, Senate, Steve Jobs

Quote Unquote: Barack Obama on Steve Jobs

President Obama responds to the news of 56-year-old Apple CEO Steve Jobs' death…

"The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve's success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented."

That's a nice way of looking at tragically premature passing. And it makes me think.

When my time comes, I want people to learn about it via a vibrating AM/FM dildo that dispenses jellybeans.

Tags: Barack Obama, Quote Unquote, Science & Technology, Steve Jobs