From the Pork Barrel: John Boehner, Socialism and Other Words That Obviously Go Together

* John Boehner's primary challenged David Lewis states the obvious: "John Boehner is a socialist." ("Socialist" is a generic term meaning someone I don't much care for, right? Yeah, I thought so.)

* Hey, since we've already lost the last four years to crippling bottomless recession due to the failings of unregulated capitalism, hey, why not just throw the rest of our lives down that well, too.

* Andrew Breitbart to Tea Partiers: "We outnumber [liberals] in this country, and we have the guns." Not sure about the numbers, but they definitely have the guns. And the heart medication; don't forget that.

* The deification of Ronald Reagan continues apace.

* The Daily Show's head writer thanked Glenn Beck after winning an Emmy, as well he should have!

* Glad to see Paul Krugman's singing career going so well.

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Tags: Andrew Breitbart, Glenn Beck, Guns, John Boehner, Lindsey Graham, Music, Paul Krugman, Pork Barrel, Ronald Reagan, Social Security, TDS Writers, Tea Party, The Daily Show, The Emmys

From the Writers of The Daily Show – Sarah Palin

The Daily Show writers speculate on what Sarah Palin has been up to since her return to Alaska…

* Spending a week frozen in a block of ice

* Backpacking around what she's pretty sure is europe

* Reading "all of them"

* Making a fortune placing tiny classified ads

* Mapping the moose genome

* Taking twice daily calls from president Sarkozy

* She's going to Disneyworld, which she "does" know is a continent

* Wife swapping with a family that believes in evolution

* Disorganizing communities

* Keeping an eye on Russia, you can be sure

* Pitching her reality show "Real housewife of Moosejaw County"

* Trying to get a coffee stain out of a $5,000 pantsuit

* Building doomsday machine

* Working on baby #6

* Seducing Levi

* Catching salmon in mouth

* Warming herself by local bookfire

* Drilling, baby, drilling

Tags: Alaska, Sarah Palin, TDS Writers, The Daily Show

From the Writers of The Daily Show – The Obama Administration

Alternative titles for The Daily Show's coverage of Obama's preparations for a transition into the White House…

* Race to the White House

* Trading Spaces

* The Audacity of Home

* Big 'bama's House

* Guess Who's Coming to Power

* There Goes the Neighborhood

* Barack the House

* Next!

* House of B

* Who's the Boss?

* Obama Where Art Thou?

Tags: Barack Obama, TDS Writers, The Daily Show

From the Writers of The Daily Show – Proposition 8

Alternative titles for The Daily Show coverage of Proposition 8…

* Wedding Crashers

* 8: Men Out

* Wedding Banned

* Indecent Proposition

* Eight Is Annulled

* Proposition Hate

* Go East, Young Men

* The Boys in the Banned

Tags: California, LGBT, Proposition 8, TDS Writers, The Daily Show

From the Writers of The Daily Show – President Obama

Alternative titles for The Daily Show's coverage of international reactions to Obama's victory…

* Global Warming

* Globama

* Foreign Affair

* King of the World

* Everyone Says I Love You

* Barack: No Phobia

* Happy Earth Day!

* The Day the Earth Stood Up and Cheered

Tags: Barack Obama, TDS Writers, The Daily Show