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  • Tea Party Officially Boycotting Reality

    Medical science is still unclear on whether it's possible to overdose from schadenfreude and liberal smugness, so supporters of Barack Obama should think carefully before reading about the latest Tea Party hope for electing Mitt Romney.

    Obamacare does not cover the artery-splitting joy produced at the sight of people who think Romney still has a shot at this thing

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    Tags: Electoral College, Idaho, Tea Party, WorldNetDaily
  • Allen West Admits Defeat

    In a rare concession to reality, beloved Tea Party caucus member Allen West, who has served only one term in Congress, has admitted that maybe he didn't win re-election after all

    Florida Republican Rep. Allen West conceded to Democratic challenger Patrick Murphy Tuesday morning, wrapping up one of the highest-profile and most expensive House races in the country.

    "While there are certainly still inaccuracies in the results, and the actions of the St. Lucie County and Palm Beach County Supervisors of Elections rightly raise questions in my mind and for many voters, after much analysis and this past weekend’s recount in St. Lucie County, our legal team does not believe there are enough over-counted, undercounted or fraudulent votes to change the outcome of the election," West said in a statement.

    Enjoy your day in the sun, reality. But don't get too comfortable. Allen West is a politician from Florida, and they don't take too kindly to your kind around them parts.

    Photo by John W. Adkisson/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Allen West, House of Representatives, Tea Party
  • GOP Briefed on Barack Obama's Mind Control Plans

    Barack Obama's second term hasn't even started, but every sign points to the next four years being completely awesome

    President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month….

    The event — captured on tape by a member of the Athens-based watchdog Better Georgia (who was removed from the room after 52 minutes) — had been billed as an information session on Agenda 21, a nonbinding UN agreement that commits member nations to promote sustainable development.

    What these people don't realize is that Obama's mind control techniques have already borne fruit. By making the GOP believe embarrassing things, he's managed to build a national Democratic majority.

    Somehow, Republicans have been convinced that workers receiving the Earned Income Tax Credit are "moochers," while defense contractors are "makers." That an expansion of health insurance for the near-poor is a "gift," while tax preferences for investors are just "pro-growth policy." That the right of a factory to pollute a neighbor's property is "freedom," but the right to marry who you love is perversion.

    If that's not evidence of "Delphi" wreaking havoc on the GOP coalition, I'm not sure what is.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Georgia, Republicans, Tea Party, United Nations
  • Tweet Untweet: Obama's Failures


    Tags: Barack Obama, Tea Party, Tweet Untweet, Twitter
  • The Loneliest Tea Partier

    Washington state cast its 12 electoral votes for Barack Obama, as was the will of its electorate. Its voters also saw fit to legalize both gay marriage and recreational marijuana usage.

    So, as I'm sure you can imagine, a place like Seattle is pretty much a nightmarish hellscape of oppression for freedom-loving Tea Party activists

    "It's getting harder and harder for me. I was at Trader Joe's, and I was glaring at everyone around me," says Keli Carender, 33, co-organizer of the local group… "I kept thinking I was surrounded by people who are destroying freedom,"says Carender. "It's starting to make me angry, not wanting to be around these people."

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    Tags: Drugs, LGBT, Marijuana, Marriage Equality, Tea Party, Washington