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Jon Stewart Drops Mad Rhymes for Fox News' Hip-Hopocrisy
OMG! Did you hear?! Michelle Obama actually invited a black musician to the White House. He's one of those "hippity hoppity" singers, I hear. I just saw it on the Fox News program. I just pray that he doesn't shoot the Constitution up too bad with his gold-plated uzi. You know how these people can be…
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Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Common, Fox, George W. Bush, Glenn Beck, Guns, Jon Stewart, Michelle Obama, Music, Poetry, Sean Hannity, Ted Nugent, The Daily Show, Video -
Quote Unquote: The Nuge and The Moose
Ted Nugent on Sarah Palin…
"If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band."
I could not have stated this any better myself.
Though, I'm reasonably sure he means this as a compliment.
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I Can See Fox Nation From My Computer: The Savior of All Mankind (and Also That Jesus Guy)
Here's some of today's news headline exports from the sovereign nation of Fox…* Ten Ways Jesus Changed the World
* Church Features "Obama Jesus"
* Poll: Obama Has Most Polarized Early Job Approval in 4 Decades
* Barack Obama Really Does Go On A Bit
* Obama adviser made millions from TARP banks
* NYT hides Blago-Rezko Connection
Any day with a Ted Nugent headline is a good day.
Tags: Barack Obama, Christianity, Economy, Fox, France, Illinois, New York Times, Nicolas Sarkozy, Religion, Rod Blagojevich, TARP, Ted Nugent, Tony Rezko -
Other GOP Members Who Resemble 30 Rock Characters
From The CC Insider…
First there were the ubiquitous comparisons of Sarah Palin to Tina Fey, and now, the day after Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal's response to President Obama's address, all anyone can talk about is how much he sounded and acted like Kenneth from 30 Rock.So, I got to wondering which other Republicans have 30 Rock counterparts. Here are the results of my scientific study.
Tracy Jordan and Rush Limbaugh
Similarities: Always on drugs, bad for the black community
Tags: Bobby Jindal, Cindy McCain, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Nugent -
Texas Burning!
Join former United States Senate Pages Dylan and Ethan Ris as they bring you the dish on not just the presidential race but all the exciting triumphs and disgraces inside, outside, and below the Beltway!
Although the Rev. John Hagee told us that it only happened to heathens who engaged in premarital backrubs, it appears that disaster has fallen upon none other than Texas Governor Rick Perry!Yes indeed, the official Governor's Mansion in Austin caught fire and burned on Sunday, leaving Perry (R) homeless. And while the hobos at the Fort Worth freight depot quickly mobilized to secure a discarded refrigerator carton for the Governor, a better bet is that Perry will crash with fellow Governor Jim Gibbons (R-NV) at his swinging Reno bachelor pad!
Now, in case you were making plans to visit the Governor in the Austin hospital's burn unit, you can breathe a sigh of relief since Perry was in France at the time of the blaze. Apparently he was there to convince the French to import more Texas-made products, such as brake pads and mechanically-separated chicken — the same excuse Benjamin Franklin used for his many visits to the land of snails!
Back in Texas, state fire officials suspect arson caused the blaze, and the list of suspects is long, including:
* Congressman and Presidential Candidate Ron Paul (R-TX), who is angry at Perry for traveling to Turkey and breaking something called the "Logan Act."
* Angry Texas parents, who take offense to Perry’s campaign to vaccinate sixth graders against genital warts.
* God, in spite of Perry's agreement with the Rev. Hagee that non-Christians are "going straight to hell with a nonstop ticket."
* The same faulty television set that committed an almost-identical crime in 1983 and was recently released on parole by a liberal activist judge.
One name we can cross off the list of suspects is hard rocker Ted Nugent, a personal friend of Perry's. "The Motor City Madman" was the featured performer at Perry's 2007 inaugural ball, during which he wore a confederate flag t-shirt, swung an AK-47 over his head, and instructed non-English speakers to "get the fuck out of America."Given this personal history, insiders say the Governor views Nugent as a shoulder to cry on. In fact, when Perry collapses in tears at the sight of his charred mansion, we expect the only antidote will be the Nuge's gentle refrain of Perry's favorite love song, "Wang Dang, Sweet Poontang."
Tags: Benjamin Franklin, Congressional Confidential, France, Jim Gibbons, John Hagee, Rick Perry, Ron Paul, Ted Nugent, Texas
