* Rick Santorum isn't crying, he's getting chopped up on The Onion.
* The Guardian gets wonderfully satirical in its self-promotion.
* President Obama has a favor to ask Betty White, on Conan.
* Adios to February, from College Humor's Facebook history of the world feed.
* If things get too bad, we can follow Greece's example, from McSweeney's.
* Jimmy Kimmel pokes fun at Bristol Palin's new show.
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