Tuesday's Links: Science and Sex with Neil deGrasse Tyson

* Neil deGrasse Tyson talks to Kristin Schaal and Dr. Ruth about sexy science.

* This train guy really loves trains.

* If you don't love meat, you don't love America.

* Walter Cronkite accurately predicts the future.

* Heterosexual couples stick it out for gay rights.

* Conan O'Brien's Produce Bowl pits apple against orange.

* California is… broke, and other unfortunate autocompletes.

* Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for insinuating he has orangutan blood.

Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Mahr, California, Conan O'Brien, Daily Links, Donald Trump, Dr. Ruth, Guns, Kristin Schaal, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Nazis, Neil, Patriotism, Science & Technology, Sex, The Onion, Walter Cronkite

Friday Links: Until We Meet Again, Hillary

* The New Yorker discusses Clinton's legacy.

* American Voices ponder her last day at work.

* For some, Hillary Clinton is that kind of friend.

* At least she'll never have to be First Lady again.

* Nicolas Cage's hair has never looked so good.

* There are so many Hillary Clinton crafts on Etsy.

* Clinton is the kind of woman you want to have a beer with.

* The way she holds her own. The way she danced till 3.

* The way she changed our lives. We'll see her again in 2016.

Tags: Barack Obama, Daily Links, Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, The New Yorker, The Onion

Wednesday's Links: Homeland the Game

* Homeland as an RPG. Tap the buttons to undermine Carrie!

* Obama hates football, says Twitter.

* Do you have Prince Charles in a tube?

* This North Korea gulag got a five star rating!

* All this talk of guns and nothing about their feelings.

* Because you're mine, I'll stand in line (at the Post Office).

* Ira Glass urges you to grab life by the balls (paraphrasing).

* DOMA defenders throw unplanned pregnancy to the wall to see if it sticks.

* San Francisco's Fauxtest 2013 proves the city has a sense of humor about itself.

Tags: Barack Obama, College Humor, Daily Links, Guns, Homeland, Ira Glass, Johnny Cash, Kim, London, North Korea, Prince Charles, San Francisco, Sports, The Onion

Tuesday Links: Sara Schaefer's Fiscal Cliff

* Comedian Sara Schaefer is responsible for the financial crisis.

* Speaking of Sara Schaefer, be sure to catch the premiere of Nikki & Sara Live tonight on MTV at 11pm ET. (Unless you hate being happy.)

* Perhaps the greatest gif in history.

* Get excited for this Rob Corddry spy show.

* Florida, you never fail to make us laugh.

* Kumail Nanjiani finds a vegan strip club in Portland, OR.

* A group of UFO believers in Colorado get industrious.

* Andy Richter must be pretty flexible if he can outsource himself.

* The Super Bowl is coming! You should learn how to talk about the Super Bowl.

* Dave Brubeck fought communism with jazz, like the great American he was.

Tags: Anderson Cooper, Andy Richter, China, Colorado, Communism, Conan O'Brien, Daily Links, Financial Reform, Florida, Funny or Die, Kumail Nanjiani, Portland, Rob Corddry, Sara Schaefer, Sports, The Onion, UFO

Monday Links: Saturday Night's Alright for Biden

* Ain't no party like a Joe Biden party.

* The Onion's timeline of women in combat.

* Pie charts can be misleading, from McSweeney's.

* The Rude Pundit examines Sarah Palin's Fox farewell.

* From Videogum, your complete guide to the Puppy Bowl.

* Meanwhile, The Complete Guide to Everything covers the Super Bowl.

* Whoa: Fox News pundits look exactly like Kids in the Hall characters.

* The Bugle podcast discusses the European Union, second terms and the other kind of football.

* What the hell is Lance Armstrong doing here? He doesn't belong here.

* Beat-boxing with a metronome and no performance enhancers.

* Five places to see America's human fossil record before you become part of it.

Tags: America, Daily Links, Fox News, Joe Biden, Kids in the Hall, Lance Armstrong, Military, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live, Sports, Super Bowl, The Onion, vice president, Women's Rights