Jon Stewart Looks at the Recent Palin Family Multimedia Controversplotion, and Jason Jones Guides Us Through His Bayonne, NJ

Sarah Palin pretending to fish, The Situation's golden condoms and a daylight Russian hooker fight all in the same clip! Only seven short years ago, science said such a thing was impossible. Science, bah!

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Bristol Palin and The Situation Team Up to Make Horrible Magic

I am not in any way exaggerating when I say that I had a very difficult time getting all the way through this… I don't even know what it is. A PSA for abstinence? A debate over safe sex vs. no sex? Some kind of a fetish video for people like pain in their eyeballs?

All I know is it stars Bristol Palin and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and it's one minute, forty-five seconds long. And I mean one minute, forty-five seconds looooooong. I had to take a number of breaks to get through the whole thing. Think you can do it in one shot? I will bet you a million suicide machines that you cannot…

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