Introducing "PolitiChicks," Your Conservative Alternative to "The View"

Finally a women's roundtable discussion show that hits the topics that are really important to the country's double-X chromosome carriers. Namely, the creeping dangers of Sharia Law, gay marriage and the insidious liberal empire of George Soros*…

I think my favorite thing about this video is the look on the other women's faces when they realize the full force of Victoria Jackson's Victoria-Jacksoniness. Especially the woman to her right, in the faux-leopard print. I've seen that facial expression before, and it's hard to translate exactly, but it's something along the lines of…

"Oh, no! Why did these people put me on a panel with this person? They're not actually trying to equate my ideas with hers, are they? And why am I wearing faux-leopard print?"

On the positive side, though, Jackson's anti-Muslim hate song for ukulele is pretty catchy. Don't ya think?

(via Eugene Mirman)

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^{* In case you were wondering, George Soros is not affiliated Snopes.}

Tags: Conservatives, Food, Islam, Marriage Equality, Men and Women, Religion, Terrorism, The View, Victoria Jackson

From the Pork Barrel: Herman and the Newt

* CSPAN has announced that it will offer live coverage of Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain's debate this Saturday. Unfortunately, this means that Paint Drying on That One Wall in the Congressional Cafeteria is getting bumped to CSPAN2.

* Looks like there might maybe be a GOP debate on The View. Though, it seems unlikely the candidates would subject themselves to such serious questioning.

* Anonymous is canceling its war on Mexican drug cartels on account of HOLY SHIT!

* Alright, guys! We're finally back to where we were in the Great Depression! I knew we could do it!

Photos by Stephen Morton/Getty Images News/Getty Images & Mark Wilson/Getty Images News/Getty Images

Tags: ABC, Crime, CSPAN, Drugs, Internet, Mexico, Occupy Wall Street, Pork Barrel, Television, The View

Stephen Colbert on the Rise of Herman Cain

It's really something to witness someone's ascendency in the Republican Party in real time. Just a few short months ago, this Herman Cain was a joke, a person beneath the consideration of any thoughtful political observer. And just look at him today! He's pretty much just a serious a figure as Sarah Palin, Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann.

Coverage continues after the jump.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

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Tags: Books, Chris Christie, DADT, Herman Cain, LGBT, Martin Luther King, Mitt Romney, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Science & Technology, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, The View, Video

Colbert Case Files – Papa Bear

The other day, Stephen Colbert stormed off the set of The View in defense of his spiritual mentor Bill O'Reilly, who last week drove Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar off their own set by having opinions that were too reasonable and entirely-unbigoted for them to handle.

But this is a love story that goes back way further than that incident, though. This is a love story that can only be fully understood via montage…

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

Tags: Stephen Colbert, Television, The Colbert Report, The View, Video

Jon Stewart on Barack Obama's View Appearance

As you've probably heard, a lot of people are talking about President Obama appearing on that insipid TV show where a bunch of morons sit around and yap about bullshit for an hour. Why everyone is talking about Obama's last Meet the Press appearance is beyond me. That was like two years ago, you guys! You should be talking about him being on The View yesterday.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Tags: Barack Obama, Barbara Walters, Dana Perino, Dr. Phil, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Fox, George W. Bush, Jon Stewart, Sean Hannity, The Daily Show, The View, Video