Country singer/sociologist/shitkicker Toby Keith — speaking on Glenn Beck's radio show — just dropped some major science on all of us.
According to Toby Keith, the only reason that Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee for president is that he doesn't "talk, act or carry himself" like the types of black people who exist inside Toby Keith's imagination…
Toby Keith: I think also that black people would say that he don't talk, act or carry himself as a black person.
Glenn Beck: What does that even mean?
Toby Keith: Well, I don't know what that means. But I'm saying that that's what I think they would say. Even though the black society would pull for him, I still think that they think in the back of their minds that the only reason that is in is that he talk, acts and carries himself as a Caucasian.
Well, here's what I imagine Toby Keith would say: "I'm a racist."
But I don't really know what that means.
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