Who Could Replace Sarah Palin?

Well, Sarah Palin could have been much worse in last night's debate with Joe Biden, but she still gave John McCain plenty of reasons to take her off the ticket and replace her with someone more competent. Here's a short list for such an honor:

Name	Pros	Cons
Tom Ridge, Former Pennsylvania Governor	Was the man McCain wanted to nominate before anti-choice activists told him otherwise.	"Tom Ridge" is regrettably not a real person, but rather compiled 1950's file footage that Dick Cheney found in an archive.
Joe Lieberman, Connecticut Senator	Was the man McCain wanted to nominate before anti-jowl activists told him otherwise.	His past use of a hearse as a campaign vehicle hits too close to home for McCain.
Mitt Romney, Former Massachusetts Governor	Displayed a mastery of economic principals in his past career as a "job killing machine."	Much like Barack Obama, he may be too black for the electorate.
Jim Cramer, TV Host	His vast knowledge of Wall Street will come in handy in wake of the federal bailout bill.	May embarrass McCain at state dinners with all that shrieking.

Tom Ridge: For the 18 Zillionth Time, George W. Bush and John McCain are not the Same

…so if you'll excuse me gentleman, I have some rhetorical self-immolating to do.

With the rate at which these guys are undermining their own talking points, it's looking better and better for Barack Ayers Osama every day.