by Carly Hallam
President Obama and top lawmakers are working to come up with a budget agreement to raise the amount of cunt in America.
That seems very unnecessary. There's plenty in Washington alone!
They all know Michele Bachmann, right?
Tags: Barack Obama, Debt, Economy, Tosh.0
Alright, granted. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are not optimal background noise for creating the proper mood during coital exercise. Though they do have that Trapped in the Closet soul singer guy from time to time. And that's not bad.
The biggest issue, I think, is that you have to make sure you finish your business well before Stephen's interview segment ends. Otherwise, you risk climaxing during something like Tosh.0. Have you seen what they put on that show? You could end up with a debilitating wizard fetish. And that's no way to live a life…
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.
Tags: Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner's Penis, Bill Clinton, Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Gretchen Carlson, House of Representatives, Huma Abedin, Jon Stewart, New York, Scandalgate, Sex, The Daily Show, Tosh.0, Twitter, Video
Never let it be said that Daniel Tosh and Tosh.0 is mere escapist entertainment. Au contraire, mon frère! These extremely thoughtful clips should serve as proof to the contrary…
More clips after the jump.
Tags: Daniel Tosh, Drugs, LGBT, Marijuana, Police, Racism, Tosh.0
When Tosh.0 returns for its third season on January 11, its website will be getting a brand new background. And you can be the one to design it!
Go to this here post, and you can download an easy peasy Photoshop file ripe for your grass roots creativity. It's so easy, in fact, that we decided to take a few minutes and drop Mr. Tosh into a number of settings where one is more likely to find a politician than a basic cable TV host. Such as…
Click pics for larger versions. More after the jump.
Tags: Barack Obama, Barbara Boxer, Colin Powell, Daniel Tosh, Games and Challenges, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Larry Craig, Michael Steele, Sarah Palin, Senate, Tosh.0, Travel, White House
From the Tosh.0 blog…
Today is Ohio Congressman, perennial Presidential candidate, and all-around short dude Dennis Kucinich's 63rd birthday.
The event is being celebrated on his website with a happy birthday greeting on the front page under "Latest News."
If you click through, visitors have the opportunity to access a "Print version of this document." This link will bring you to the very… um… official looking document that is reprinted above.
Seriously, guys? This is the best you could do for the Congressman's birthday. I mean, I know the big 6-3 is no major milestone, but couldn't you spruce that document up a little bit? Maybe use a graphic that has been created during Kucinich's lifetime?
As far as birthday cards go, this thing is barely even fridge worthy. I realize we want to cut government spending, but live a little, will ya?!
New episodes of Tosh.0 return tonight at 10pm / 9c.
Tags: Daniel Tosh, Dennis Kucinich, Tosh.0