Our Endorsements: Tracy Jordan's Physical Cliff

* Great news: Tracy Morgan saved the economy.

* The Onion's salute to General Schwarzkopf.

* Cory Booker stopped tweeting long enough to discuss his fitness routine.

* Be careful what you accidentally post on Facebook.

* Someone finally found proof that Donald Trump's hair can exist in nature.

* John Boehner can be a little wooden, but there's a good reason for that.

* The country's first president and perhaps its first wizard: George Washington.

Tags: Cory Booker, Daily Links, David Letterman, Facebook, George Washington, John Boehner, Tracy Morgan

Our Endorsements: Putin Chick-fil-A to Shame

* Formal Sweatpants' Josh Mecouch draws @RobDelaney's latest Romney tweet about Pussy Riot.

* From The Onion, Huffington Post news sees all.

* Paul Ryan's Song of Himself, by Andy Borowitz.

* Did you see more bad lip reading with Romney?

* The Long Walk's latest installment, from McSweeney's.

* David Letterman has a talk with Mitt Romney's good friend Tracy Morgan.

* Oh sweet mystery of Paul Ryan's clothing choices, at last we've found you!

* Why Obama and Romney are both wrong about cars and dogs and energy.

* The Jimmy Kimmel show re-enacts Romney's outsourcing of Sesame Street.

Tags: Chick-fil-A, Daily Links, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Mitt Romney, New Yorker, Paul Ryan, PBS, Primaries, Republicans, Rob Delaney, Russia, The Onion, Tracy Morgan, Vladimir Putin, Women's Rights