Rick Santorum Nightmare Dog Wedding Comes True

It featured a black-tie gala, couture gowns, celebrity chefs and officiating by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

In short, it was everything Rick Santorum warned us about…

Two dogs got married Thursday night at an extravaganza to benefit the Humane Society of New York…

After they got hitched, the cuddly couple were presented with a Guinness World Record in the category of most expensive pet wedding at $158,187.26. The luxury goods and services that went into the wedding were all donated. Guests bought tickets for the Manhattan fundraiser.

As it happens, while the bride hailed from New York, the groom was from Richmond, Virginia, a state that bans marriage equality via a constitutional amendment. Which raises the obvious slippery-slope argument. If dogs can have a fake wedding, what's next? Two consenting adults who love each other being allowed to marry for real?

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Bites into Anthony Weiner at Spike's Guys Choice Awards

Thank God Anthony Weiner's Twitter scandal dropped when it did. Because, really, would it really be remembered well enough to be included in Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Douchebags of the Year list for Spike's Guys Choice Awards 2012?

As it is, Rep. Weiner made it in just under the wire for this year's list. The gravity of this feat is surely not lost on him…

(via Spike)

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Intersults Ralph Nader

You might not want to watch this interview. It's kind of sad. And very painful.

Robert Smigel — wearing a rubber dog on his hand — manages to make the former icon of social activism look silly.

Well, to be fair, Nader did more than his share…

This is why America is the greatest-slash-stupidest country in the history of Sean Hannity's America.