Rand Paul's filibuster also contains a refreshingly modern performance of the Vagina Monologues.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) March 6, 2013

The unsung hero of this Rand Paul filibuster is whoever is writing the closed captioning.

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 6, 2013

Obama just said "Jedi Mindmeld."That sound you heard was Picard face-palming.

— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) March 1, 2013

Obama should follow John Kerry's lead here and stick to Rocky IV references.

— Chris L (@brittonlowe) March 1, 2013

The fact that some people are using the term "Woodwardgate" may very well cause a tear in the ironic space-time continuum.

— Mike Glenn (@mrglenn) February 28, 2013

White House also warned Bob Woodward he would regret liveTweeting for The Onion on Oscar night.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) February 28, 2013

Probably my least favorite President is that pyramid with the scary eye on top.

— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) February 18, 2013

I was on my way to work this morning when I realized it's Presidents Day and I don't have a job.

— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) February 18, 2013

I didn't catch the SOTU. What'd I miss?! Do we face many challenges?! WILL WE RISE TO MEET THEM?! SHOULD WE WORK TOGETHER OR NOT?!?!?!

— John Moe (@johnmoe) February 13, 2013

Obama gives the State of the Union address. Footage from Mad Max plays on screen behind him. He points at it & says "See? It could be worse"

— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) February 13, 2013