All the paparazzi at the State of the Union will want to know which designer folded Ted Nugent's tri-corner tin foil hat.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 12, 2013
Looking forward to Obama doing the SOTU and Ted Nugent doing the STFU.
— Kari Hope (@TyJuanOn) February 12, 2013
Tags: Barack Obama, State of the Union, Ted Nugent, Tweet Roundup, Twitter
The age old retort "Is the Pope Catholic?" officially changed to "Is the Pope Governor of Alaska?"
— lafix (@lafix) February 11, 2013
The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) February 11, 2013
Tags: Antonin Scalia, Barack Obama, Catholic Church, Dan Savage, Doctor Who, Pope Benedict XVI, Sarah Palin, Tweet Roundup, Twitter
They ruled out terrorism as the cause of the Super Bowl Blackout? Good! I would hate to think the terrorists figured out light switches!
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) February 4, 2013
Eating Super Bowl leftovers for lunch. I shut myself up in a dark closet so it'd feel authentic.
— SlowDownBelle (@SlowDownBelle) February 4, 2013
Tags: Amish, Football, Guns, New Orleans, Sports, Super Bowl, Tweet Roundup, Twitter