Judge Roberts pointed the Bible the wrong direction and now Beyonce is president. Rules are rules.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 21, 2013
It was hard to tell if that was actually Beyonce singing the National Anthem since we never saw her thighs.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 21, 2013
Tags: Barack Obama, Beyonce, Inauguration, Jay-Z, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, Tweet Roundup
I hope Bill Clinton can win this audience over to get the liberal vote. #goldenglobe
— Ali MacLean (@aliontheair) January 14, 2013
Hollywood foreign press is about to elect Clinton the president of Europe
— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) January 14, 2013
Tags: Bill Clinton, Hollywood, Tweet Roundup, Twitter
Phew! That was close. At the last minute lawmakers pulled a deal out of their assembly and averted a roll down the fiscal cliff.
Here's a look at how Twitter responded:
Tags: Barack Obama, Democrats, Fiscal Cliff, House of Representatives, John Boehner, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Tweet Roundup
We learned a lot from today's NRA press conference. Chiefly, that Mortal Kombat and Natural Born Killers are responsible for gun violence (better re-think that next I Love the 90s! episode, VH1). We also learned that we need more people with guns in our schools. Looks like these NRA leaders really have their finger on the pulse of the nation, which is good. At least they'll know how to check vitals the next time someone gets shot.
And what did Twitter have to say about all this?
We can all agree there should be a national database of guys with pet snakes.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) December 21, 2012
Oh good, the armed school guards will be unpaid volunteers. Because what we need are people into hanging around schools with guns for free.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) December 21, 2012
Tags: Guns, NRA, Tweet Roundup, Twitter
"Update: We decided not to get that other house." – The Romney Family Christmas Newsletter
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 7, 2012
I wonder if Romney wouldn't mind creating those 12 million jobs anyway, like as a contractor or something.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) November 7, 2012
Tags: Barack Obama, Democrats, Election Day 2012, Fox News, Joe Biden, Karl Rove, LGBT, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Tweet Roundup, Twitter