Tweet Roundup: Voters Be Voting

Just cancelled out my uncle's vote! Really wish I could've done it while winking at him in slow-motion as ominous music played.

— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) November 6, 2012

I think a fun thing to do at polling places where they're giving out donuts is to write "HANDOUTS! ARE YOU SURE?" on the inside of the box.

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) November 6, 2012

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Tweet Roundup: Pre-Game Warm-up

I got a robocall from Romney, or maybe it was actually Romney, couldn't really tell.

— Doug Perkins (@DoctorDoug) November 5, 2012

After the election, I'm really gonna need you guys' help choosing all the other topics that I'm not qualified to have opinions about.

— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 5, 2012

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Tweet Roundup: Weathering the Political Storm

Why is it taking Obama so long to call Sandy an act of terror?

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) October 29, 2012

#TwitterPoll — Is Hurricane #Sandy all Obama's fault or does Nancy Pelosi share some blame too?

— Romney's Storm Tips (@RomneyStormTips) October 29, 2012

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Tweet Roundup: Not Up for Debate

Comic book fans should know that Romney isn't flip-flopping. He's just clearing out old continuity problems. DC and Marvel do this often.

— Peter Suderman (@petersuderman) October 23, 2012

The reason Romney didn't lose last night as badly as Obama lost the first: every Republican is not on cable crying about how bad Romney lost

— Gabriel Snyder (@gabrielsnyder) October 23, 2012

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Tweet Roundup: Rounding Down

Last night's debate was filled with the magic of math…

Paul Ryan is throwing a lot of numbers at Joe Biden right now and Biden is laughing to hide his fear of math… #VPDebate

— #RepublicanGirlProbs (@RepubGrlProbs) October 12, 2012

If I had been in your life, Paul Ryan, you wouldn't be screwing up your numbers. #VPDebate

— Big Bird (@BlGBlRD) October 12, 2012

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