You know you're watching a commercial for a Republican candidate in MA if the word "Republican" doesn't appear in the commercial.

— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) March 13, 2013

Paul Ryan's new budget unveiled the same day as the papal conclave. Looks like House Republicans and the Vatican will both be blowing smoke.

— Adam Carl (@AdamWearsPants) March 12, 2013

Paul Ryan's budget is just 47 pictures of him doing push-ups that he handed in "by mistake."

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 12, 2013

UPDATE: You can still buy a huge soda in New York CIty. RELATED: You can still totally pee on the subway.

— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) March 11, 2013

Luckily the Democrats have such champions as Lindsey Graham and John McCain or those rascally kids would have gotten away with it!

— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) March 7, 2013