Now that Hillary Clinton is out of office, it's like the @huffingtonpost doesn't even care what the Secretary of State wears anymore.

— Evan J'daté Kessler(@EvanJKessler) March 7, 2013

Imagine how much more fun that filibuster would have been were Rand Paul wearing Dennis Rodman's money-blazer.

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) March 7, 2013

Doesn't Rand Paul know about podcasts? They were practically INVENTED for narcissists who need to run their mouths for 13 hours straight.

— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) March 7, 2013

Thank goodness the TSA has made it possible for weirdo loners to clip their toenails on planes again.

— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) March 6, 2013

The Dow Jones has hit a record high! We're all gonna be RICH!** not applicable to people who aren't already rich

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 5, 2013