I hope President Jeb Bush picks Nathan Cheney as his Vice President and Rufus Rumsfeld as his Defense Secretary

— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) March 5, 2013

.@realdonaldtrump @celebapprentice And Mitt Romney won with white men over 50, but you don't see him bragging about his horrible results.

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) March 4, 2013

Haven't been following the news for a week. What's this about Jeb Bush being swallowed by a sinkhole??

— JaredLogan (@JaredLogan) March 4, 2013

I SURVIVED THE SEQUESTER AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY 2ND RECESSION.

— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) March 1, 2013

Rat’s brains can be connected via computers to help them accomplish simple tasks together. Someone get that technology to Congress!

— Morgan Evans (@totallymorgan) February 28, 2013