Ariel should really stop bragging about how many thingamabobs she has or Obama will take them away

— Annemarie Brown (@AdmiralAkbrown) February 27, 2013

You like me. You kinda like me! — Chuck Hagel

— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 26, 2013

I am quite disturbed by Boehner's language: "Get off their ass" shows a total disrespect for subject-verb agreement.

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) February 26, 2013

How can we send Dennis Rodman to North Korea as a "Basketball Diplomat" when he hasn't confessed to anything about Basketball Benghazi?

— Alex Schmidt (@AlexSchmidty) February 26, 2013

The only reason an unmanned C.I.A. drone will never host the Oscars is because it's guaranteed to bomb! #imsorry

— Dave Schilling (@dave_schilling) February 25, 2013