To announce the winner, Michelle Obama should have lifted her bangs to reveal the winning movie written on her forehead. #Oscars

— Andrew Goldstein (@AngeGold) February 25, 2013

I wish I had an Ann Coulter so whenever my ice cream gets kinda melty I could just put it in her hand for 1 second.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 21, 2013

There are more articles about Michelle Obama's bangs than there ever were about Bill Clinton's.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) February 21, 2013

White House Correspondents Dinner moved to Gary's basement, out in McLean. Use the back entrance. Don't wake his mom. #afterthesequester

— Glen Weldon (@ghweldon) February 21, 2013

The Tea Party turns four years old today. Pretty soon it will be able to read.

— David Feldman (@David_Feldman_) February 20, 2013