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I suppose anyone who's had the thought, "I should be in charge of America," and actually went through with it is probably a dick in some capacity.
Until we meet a Glenn…
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The news, politics and humans in general are complicated. Twitter is simple. Comedians are here to bridge the gap:
Obama calls for fast troop removal plan in Afghanistan, implicitly confirms speculation that he's probably a terrorist.
Whitey Bulger may be suspected of 19 murders, but that's no reason to ignore the fact that his name is Whitey Bulger.
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If it weren't for Twitter, where else would comedians be able to discuss political happenings (in 140-character messages)?
Vital Gingrich staffers leave campaign in part due to clash with wife. Wives; can't live with'em, can't have mildly funny divorce-centric jokes without'em.
In Palin's defense, the whole Paul Revere thing is based on a poem anyway, and everybody knows that poetry is a huge part of the gay agenda.
Tags: Andrew Breitbart, Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner's Penis, Callista Gingrich, Herman Cain, Jack Kevorkian, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin, Tworld News
This is your weekly all you can tweet buffet of political news. Go ahead, start with the dessert table you animal.
Anthony Weiner must feel like an idiot– no self-respecting politician wears boxer-briefs.
It's nice to know that Mitt probably voted Democrat in '04 when he saw that Kerry had joined Team (John) Edwards.
Tags: American Idol, Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner's Penis, Chris Christie, Cindy McCain, Donald Trump, Meghan McCain, Michael Ian Black, Mitt Romney, Rob Kutner, Sarah Palin, Twitter, Tworld News
This week there was a lot of news, and there were a lot of funny tweets. Using our top secret browsing/perusing algorithm, we discovered the rare moments where those two things crossed paths. Your week, tweetified:
It's about time someone made a documentary about Sarah Palin; when is this woman gonna get the media attention she deserves?
The only real mistake Barack Obama made in the presence of the Queen was the 'diplomatic' choice not to use his secretly famous cockney accent when asking for seconds.
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