The only way to start your news week off right– Tweeties, the breakfast of champions.
Teenage boys everywhere now justifying their porn collection as 'mastermind training material'
Conservatives angry at Obama's choice to invite Common to a poetry event, insist that Tupac lives and should have gotten first dibs.
Tags: Animals, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Common, Florida, Movies, Music, Newt Gingrich, Osama bin Laden, PETA, Porn, Primaries, Republicans, Sex, Twitter, Tworld News
Some say Twitter was originally called 'The website for immediate, brief, sometimes-funny news updates' until Justin Timberlake told them to drop the 'The'.
Even a terrorist mastermind like Osama couldn't have seen through this rouse: Just type in your home address and phone number and instantly receive 1000 free trial minutes of AOL. Too good to be true, too sweet to resist…
Tags: Birthers, Homeland Security, Osama bin Laden, Ron Paul, Royalty, Tworld News
Here's the best news-related tweets of the week that you won't wanna Passover.
Ha! I knew the government wasn't going to shut down! Nice try you Red Commie Soviet bastards!
Donald Trump still maybe sorta definitely not kind of running for President.
Tags: Abortion, Alcohol, Ayn Rand, Babies, Donald Trump, France, Guns, House of Representatives, Islam, Jon Kyl, Michele Bachmann, Movies, Planned Parenthood, Primaries, Religion, Republicans, Taxes, Texas, Twitter, Tworld News
Everyone on Twitter is finally back on topic with important news issues, it's reminiscent of a time BRB (Before Rebecca Black)
So apparently she's running for President, but on a scale of 1 to Palin, where exactly is Michele Bachmann in terms of hot/crazy?
Hey Newt, if you like Libya so much, why don't you marry it??
Tags: Barack Obama, Birthers, Books, Donald Trump, Libya, Michele Bachmann, Military, NATO, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Republicans, Twitter, Tworld News, William Ayers
140 characters: Just the right amount to consume the news, way too many for your performers to effectively portray in a two-man avant-garde staged version of the Libyan uprisings.
Speaking of complicated yet mildly funny Libya-related activities…
Tags: Ann Coulter, Haiti, House of Representatives, Japan, Libya, Military, New York Times, NPR, Nuclear, Science & Technology, Twitter, Tworld News, Wyclef Jean