And lo, in the land there was much rejoicing, for a
princessduchess got knocked up. This will be the most important birth since Jesus was born, perhaps even MORE important, because we didn't have Twitter when Jesus was born.
But wait, what will the royal baby be named? They can't just call it Royal Baby… or can they? I have no idea how a monarchy works. Here are some baby name suggestions for the world's most famous couple, Kate Middleton and Kate Middleton's husband!
* Lorry Lift Loo
* David Beckham
* Frock Crisps
* The Beatles
* Marmalade Arse Tube
* Corgi N. Bess
* Starkers Harry
Which name is your favorite? Let us know in the comments, unless you are hyperventilating too hard to type because AHHHH THIS IS SO EXCITING ADSFHJKSDJFKL:SJDFL HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WAIT NINE WHOLE MONTHS??
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Tags: Kate Middleton, United Kingdom
endorses Barack Obamaanti-endorses Mitt Romney…
"For all his businesslike intentions, Mr Romney has an economic plan that works only if you don’t believe most of what he says."
I wouldn't pay this much heed. From what I understand, that publication is… European.
Tags: Mitt Romney, Quote Unquote, United Kingdom
President Obama will not meet with world leaders as they gather in New York for the United Nations General Assembly. Whether it's because he's too busy campaigning or because he doesn't want to create headlines, opening himself up for attack, the move is being criticized by those on the right and the left.
What Obama's critics fail to note is that, despite being indisposed, he did take time out between television appearances to send quick messages to world leaders. We got our hands on a few of those messages, which we're now sharing with the world…
Tags: Barack Obama, Benjamin Netanyahu, China, David Cameron, Iran, Libya, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mitt Romney, Russia, United Kingdom, United Nations, Vladimir Putin