The Daily Show's Best Karl Rove Moments

The "Frank Lloyd Right Wing of the Republican Party" may not be as visible as he once was, but be not afraid, America. Karl Rove is still out there wallowing in our political sewers, ratfucking just as many ratfucks as he ever ratfucked. Sleep easy knowing that he is still on the job.

It is in his honor, that we offer to you this collection of The Daily Show's best of the worst…

Karl Rove's Greatest Hits

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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Tags: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Karl Rove, Samantha Bee, Spying, The Daily Show, Valerie Plame, Video

Colbert Pretends Loaf of Ham Is Karl Rove

On last night's Colbert Report, the actual Karl Rove wasn't available, so Stephen put a pair of glasses on a loaf of ham. And while it was a more than serviceable stand-in, it's important to remember that there are some differences between the real Karl Rove and a loaf of ham. For example, one is a cold, meaty, lifeless slab of squishy flesh that smells like garbage if you leave it in the sun too long. And the other is a loaf of ham.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

Tags: John McCain, Karl Rove, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Valerie Plame, Video

Jon Stewart: Is Our Dick Going Soft?

Say what you will about Dick Cheney (He's a fascist! He scared away all the unicorns! He has Hitler's mustache where his heart should be!), but you have to hand it to him for sticking with the name Dick. He knows it's perhaps the most common euphemism for a penis, and he knows there are several other names one called Richard could hang on himself, but he just stands tall (well, not tall, but you know what I mean) and owns it. That kind of courage reminds me a lot of my Aunt Twat.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Tags: Dick Cheney, Jon Stewart, Nancy Pelosi, The Daily Show, Valerie Plame, Video

Dick Cheney "Furious" at George Bush for Going Over His Head

The former U.S. President and the former U.S. shadow President seem to have gotten into a little feud in the waning hours of Neocon Dynasty.

Reportedly, Dick Cheney got somewhat miffed at George Bush because Bush refused to grant a full pardon Scooter Libby, Cheney and Rove's fall guy in the whole Valerie Plame-outing affair…

In multiple conversations, both in person and over the telephone, Cheney tried to get Bush to change his mind. Libby was convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice in the federal probe of who leaked covert CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity to the press.

Several sources confirmed Cheney refused to take no for an answer. "He went to the mat and came back and back and back at Bush," a Cheney defender said. "He was still trying the day before Obama was sworn in."…

The unsuccessful full-court press left Cheney bitter. "He's furious with Bush," a Cheney source told The News.

It's also disturbing when Mommy and Daddy fight.

And it's even more disturbing when Predator and Alien fight.

Tags: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Scooter Libby, Valerie Plame