* Reality-challenged fans of Sarah Palin enmeshing themselves in fantasy world in which she and Herman Cain rule the country as benevolent overlords.
* Palin lawyers look into candidacy filing deadlines for her to blow past.
* Joe Biden not familiar with Van Jones. Though, to be fair, he doesn't really keep up with fashion so much.
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Tags: Dick Cheney, Herman Cain, Joe Biden, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Van Jones
I understand that some people might be thinking that Donald Trump's campaign to mainstream doubts over President Obama's country of birth might have been rooted in some thinly-veiled racism or possibly the chance to capitalize of conservative voters' thinnerly-veiled racism.
But, really, nothing in the world could be farther from the truth. Look, even Donald Trump says so. And nobody knows Donald Trump better than Donald Trump…
Trump was on Fox & Friends Monday and addressed a campaign by Van Jones and Color Of Change, a political advocacy group for African-Americans, to get Celebrity Apprentice contestants Star Jones and Lil Jon to condemn Trump for "race-baiting."
"When it comes to racism and racists," Trump said, "I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist. I've had great relationships."
"In fact," Trump added, "Randal Pinkett won on The Apprentice a little while ago, a couple years ago, and Randal's been outstanding in every way. So I am the least racist person. But [Van Jones] is a guy trying to get some publicity for himself by attacking Donald Trump."
Well, there you go. You heard it right from the man himself. Donald Trump is "the least racist person there is." He even allowed a black person to win on his reality TV show!! Are you kidding me?! Why have we not given this guy a sainthood yet? Martin Luther King is probably rolling over in his grave right now saying, "Why didn't I think to add that to my speech? I'm so stupid!"
Once again, Donald Trump proves his superiority over the rest of us mere mortals.
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Tags: Birthers, Donald Trump, Primaries, Racism, Republicans, Television, Van Jones
* Here's some other fine, upstanding Americans of days past who did their part to stem the flow of Communism.
* A hard look at Obama's zombification of our children.
* Levi Johnston is cured of his Wasilla-wear blues.
* Arianna Huffington's heartfelt thanks to Glenn Beck for his part in forcing Van Jones' resignation.
Tags: Arianna Huffington, Barack Obama, Communism, Education, Glenn Beck, Levi Johnston, Racism, Van Jones
Catching up from the long weekend: While you were spending quality time at home with your little Six-Packs, White House "green jobs czar" Van Jones was packing the contents of his desk into a 100% post-consumer recycled cardboard box, because he, ahh, decided to resign. Just of his own free will and stuff.
Now why would he do such a thing, at a time when our country needs jobs — of any color — more than ever? Well, turns out Van Jones has some crazy skeletons in his closet, like the time he aligned himself with controversial political ideas and the time he called Republicans a bad word, specifically, 'assholes.'
Unheard of! Unprecedented! No wonder this fellow had to be removed, from the Obama White House, where swearing and controversy simply are not tolerated!
I'm sure administration officials want to get past this quickly as possible, so they can get back to indoctrinating your children, but I am also willing to bet that Rahm Emanuel woke up this morning with the head of a solar panel in his bed.
Tags: Barack Obama, Rahm Emanuel, Van Jones, White House