The Daily Show on Technology: Energy

"We're addicted to oil, as you know. Black gold, Texas tea, dinosaur love juice." – Jon Stewart

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

The Daily Show on Technology: Space

"When we say life on other planets, we don't mean traces of bacterium. We want, you know, antennas." – Jon Stewart

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The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

The Daily Show on Technology: Mobile Devices

"The camera cell phone… It combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone. Violating someone's privacy has never been easier. Or more fun!" – Ed Helms

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Stephen Colbert on Barack Obama's Announcement That He Is Gay

"I, right now, would like to read to you what The Jesus said about homosexuality. I'd like to, but He never said anything about it." – Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

Welcome Out of the Gay Marriage Supporting Closet, Mr. President

We're all so happy you finally came out of the closet as a supporter of same sex marriage, Barack. I mean, we all knew. It was so obvious. The way you repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell and refused to enforce DOMA. We just want you to know, Barack, you're America's friend and we love you. Well, except North Carolina. It's not their fault though. It's hard to keep perspective when the closet you live in doesn't have any windows.

In case you didn't notice, the man playing Barack Obama in the sketch is Indecision Delegate Jordan Carlos. Great job, Jordan!

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