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Adorable Bo Obama Fails to Create YouTube Peace [VIDEO]
As part of some kind diversionary tactic in the War on Christmas, The White House posted a very cute video of Bo Obama inspecting all the Christmas trees he will not be allowed to pee on this holiday season. Personally, I'm amazed Republicans are letting Bo perform this vital function without Senate confirmation. There's no way the next Democratic president isn't getting so much as a First Goldfish until John McCain hears answers on Benghazi.
I'm less surprised that Bo's cuteness failed to create a ceasefire in the YouTube comment wars…
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Barack Obama and Mitt Romney Are Now Best Friends for Life
Against all likelihood, it would seem as though former bitter campaign rivals Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are now the very best of friends who can expect several decades worth of camaraderie and companionship from one another. Lo, their unbreakable bond shall be sung of in halls through this great land through to time immemorial.
Or, at any rate, they'll maybe "stay in touch," which is pretty much the same thing…
President Barack Obama and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney "pledged to stay in touch," after a lunch meeting today, according to the White House…
"The focus of their discussion was on America's leadership in the world and the importance of maintaining that leadership position in the future," the administration statement said. "They pledged to stay in touch, particularly if opportunities to work together on shared interests arise in the future."
It's like I always say: Never misunderestimate the power of a simple meal of "white turkey chili and Southwestern grilled chicken salad." It's why all U.S. embassies have a Qdoba in their food court.*
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* Not technically a true fact.
Photo by Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images
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Tweet Roundup: Taking Romney's Lunch Money
In a gesture of solidarity, President Obama invited Mitt Romney to have lunch at the White House tomorrow. In another gesture, Joe Biden is going to give Romney the "double bird" every time he turns around.
Mitt Romney to have lunch with Obama tomorrow. Long-dormant "White House Milk Sommelier" brought out of retirement.
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) November 28, 2012
Lunch Bunch: Will Obama give Mitt some WH Home Brew as a parting gift?Will Mitt give him an Econ 101 txtbook?
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) November 28, 2012
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Mitt Romney Gets Into the White House After All
It looks like tomorrow Mitt Romney will be visiting the White House to meet with Barack Obama for what I will be mad if it is not referred to as The Milk Summit…
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Tweet Untweet: A Buyer's Market
I had to provide 3 years of tax returns to get a mortgage. Perhaps if we let Romney BUY the White House…?
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) September 13, 2012
Tags: Mitt Romney, Tweet Untweet, Twitter, White House
