Stephen Colbert on Barack Obama's Secret Martian Gay Marriage

"At one point during that summer, he was my roommate. And you don't forget your roommate when you're enrolled in a secret space program for the CIA." – Andrew Andrew D. Basiago on his time spent teleporting back-and-forth to Mars with Barack Obama

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Tags: Barack Obama, CIA, EPA, LGBT, Marriage Equality, NASA, Science & Technology, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Video, William Shatner

Sarah Palin and William Shatner Do Each Other Dramatically

There's a hyper-conservative, urber-nerd out there somewhere in real America. And, right now, he's extremely happy…

Tags: Books, Conan O'Brien, NBC, Sarah Palin, William Shatner

William Shatner Reads the Poetry of Levi Johnston

I was sure this Levi Johnston Twitter account was fake.

Again, I was wrong…

(via Gotcha Media)

Tags: Conan O'Brien, Levi Johnston, William Shatner

William Shatner Does Sarah Palin Again

From The CC Insider…

Oh, Twitter, fill thine horn with Sarah Palin, and let me suckle at your tweets!

Forgive me for waxing poetic but I'm suddenly filled with… with… with… RAINBOWS and… and… and…TROUT… after listening, nay, experiencing Bill Shatner's reading of Sarah Palin's recent twitterings.

If you haven't heard, the now former governor of Alaska has promised to keep in touch with America through her often misunderstood ramblings, which Conan O'Brien has thankfully deciphered as pure poetry–pure, because we didn't get it at first. So watch, listen, and feel alive, because Twitter finally makes sense to us, and Sarah Palin made it so.

-Rocktern Jae Choe

See Also: William Shatner Does Sarah Palin Doing Allen Ginsberg

Tags: Alaska, Conan O'Brien, NBC, Sarah Palin, Twitter, William Shatner

Tom Coburning Out His Fuse Up Here, Alone

Yesterday, Eric revealed that Republican Sen. Tom Coburn would be serenading Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson of Florida with Elton John's 1972 classic "Rocket Man."

Well, now that there's video…

…it's clear to the sharp-eared among us that Coburn wasn't singing Elton John's 1972 classic "Rocket Man."

He was singing William Shatner's 1978 classic "Rocket Man" (and he's not the first to be inspired by it):

Man, it's a good thing I'm high as a kite right now…

Tags: Beck, Bill Nelson, Florida, Football, Oklahoma, Senate, Sports, Tom Coburn, William Shatner