Jon Stewart Looks at the Recent Palin Family Multimedia Controversplotion, and Jason Jones Guides Us Through His Bayonne, NJ

Sarah Palin pretending to fish, The Situation's golden condoms and a daylight Russian hooker fight all in the same clip! Only seven short years ago, science said such a thing was impossible. Science, bah!

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Tags: Abstinence, Bristol Palin, Dancing with the Stars, Facebook, Jason Jones, Jon Stewart, New Jersey, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's Alaska, Sex, Television, The Daily Show, The Situation, Video, Willow Palin

Sarah Palin Hints at Presidential Bid, Daughters Call People Names on Facebook

When you're getting ready to launch a presidential campaign, there is very little room for error. You have to hint just enough to keep supporters and media people salivating, but no remain so evasive as to not warrant coverage. Everything you, or anyone in your family and circle friends, say must be weighed carefully to put you and your family is the best possible light.

Sarah Palin seems to somewhat understand this…

In a lengthy interview for a profile in this weekend's New York Times magazine, the former Alaska governor flatly said she is considering launching a White House bid and is currently in discussions about the possibility with her family and trusted allies.

"I'm engaged in the internal deliberations candidly, and having that discussion with my family, because my family is the most important consideration here," she said…

Her daughters, Bristol and Willow, not so much…

During the premiere of "Sarah Palin's Alaska" Sunday night — a boy named Tre who went to school with the Palin kids wrote a status update that read, "Sarah Palin's Alaska, is failing so hard right now." The comment sparked an intense response from Willow — who replied on the boy's wall, "Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I've seen pictures of, your disgusting … My sister had a kid and is still hot." Willow followed up that comment with another that read, "Tre stfu. Your such a f**got."

Bristol Palin also got in on the smacktalk — writing a message to Tre saying, "You're running your mouth just to talk sh*t." Eventually, a message board war erupted — and Bristol took aim at another person named Jon — saying, "You'll be as successful as my baby daddy, And actually I do work my ass off. I've been a single mom for the last two years."

They really are American royalty, aren't they?

Tags: Alaska, Bristol Palin, Facebook, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's Alaska, Television, Willow Palin

Looking at Fox News Looking at David Letterman Looking at the Palins

Here's Gladstone's take on the whole Letterman/Palin stupidfest…

Tags: Bristol Palin, David Letterman, Fox, Gladstone, Greta Van Susteren, Sarah Palin, Willow Palin

David Letterman's Fate Decided by Internet Geniuses

I haven't been officially diagnosed as possessing a third-grade-level intellect, I have strong opinions about media and politics, and I loooooove filling out Internet polls.

Where's The New York Daily News?!

What depresses me the most is the 2 percent of people who couldn't even grasp the concept of what was being asked, but still took the time to respond and let everyone know how confused they were.

America is the greatest country in the universe!

Tags: Bristol Palin, David Letterman, Sarah Palin, Willow Palin

The David Letterman Protest Is What Makes America Great

I'm almost tempted to suggest that this whole protest thing is some kind of brilliantly hilarious viral marketing campaign for The Late Show with David Letterman.

Except there's no way that David Letterman's writers could have come up with anything this funny…

Update: Salon's editing team seems to have a less keen ear for comedic timing…

Tags: Bristol Palin, David Letterman, Sarah Palin, Willow Palin