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Today's Candidate Must Embrace the Futurama Head in a Jar App
If there's one reality that presidential candidates must face today, it is that we are now definitely living in The Future.Sure, we spent the land sealion's share of our nation's history living in the past. And, yeah, we were briefly living in the present for a short bit back there. But now, what with all the smartphones and Twittering stuff and iThings, we are most indeededly in The Future.
That's why I think need get on board with this crazy tech craze all the kids are crazy about these days, get their head good and severed and continue their political campaigns from the safe confines of a jar.
Failing that, they should all probably download this Futurama Head in a Jar app so that they can get comfortable with what their heads will look like inside jars once the inevitable has inevitably become evitable.
Here, see for yourself. They look kinda nice. In a head-in-a-jarsy kind of way…
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More Republican heads in jars than you can shake a space stick at after the jump.
An all-new Futurama airs tonight at 10/9c.
Tags: Futurama, Herman Cain, Jon Huntsman, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Science & Technology, Tim Pawlenty, Winning the Futurama -
Winning the Futurama: Catching Up with the Candidates One Thousand Years from Now - Part 4
Even more photos from further on across the fourth dimension…
"Oh, wow! What is that reeking smell of failure?"
More images after the jump.
Futurama's one-hour season premiere airs tonight, June 23 at 10/9c with two back-to-back new episodes! Then, starting June 30, the show will be part of "The Thurs-Dimension" with new episodes of Futurama at 10/9c followed by new episodes of Ugly Americans at 10:30/9:30c.
Tags: Futurama, Jon Huntsman, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Halloween Costume Challenge, Star Wars, Winning the Futurama -
Winning the Futurama: Catching Up with the Candidates One Thousand Years from Now - Part 3
By the great horn of Xenos! We found some more photos from further on across the fourth dimension…
Whoa! Some distinguished entity in the Galactic Congress has been making some really crazy claims about how legislation should made according to the dictates of a sort of mystical invisible all-encompassing force that supposedly moves through and influences everything in the universe. Who is that? Enhance!
Futurama's one-hour season premiere airs tomorrow night, June 23 at 10/9c with two back-to-back new episodes! Then, starting June 30, the show will be part of "The Thurs-Dimension" with new episodes of Futurama at 10/9c followed by new episodes of Ugly Americans at 10:30/9:30c.
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Winning the Futurama: Catching Up with the Candidates One Thousand Years from Now - Part 2
While sifting through the flotsam and jetsam of spacetime that gathers in our utility closet for some reason (does anybody know how to repair a small tran-dimensional rift?), we stumbled upon some more photos of the GOP candidates from across the sea of time…
"It seems to me that an economy that is based upon a completely free market with no government oversight would collapse under the weight of its most greedy CEOs… Wait… wait. Oh, my! What have you done, you flea-bitten furball? I'm reasonable!"
More images from the future after the jump.
Futurama's one-hour season premiere airs June 23 at 10/9c with two back-to-back new episodes! Then, starting June 30, the show will be part of "The Thurs-Dimension" with new episodes of Futurama at 10/9c followed by new episodes of Ugly Americans at 10:30/9:30c.
Tags: Futurama, Herman Cain, Jon Huntsman, Michele Bachmann, Star Wars, Winning the Futurama -
Winning the Futurama: Catching Up with the Candidates One Thousand Years from Now
If there's one thing that we, as a species, have learned from Futurama — Matt Groening's terrifying portrayal of the future of mankind — it's that every famous person's head will be preserved in a glass jar so that its tenant may live a life of near-immortality. Makes you wonder what that bit of knowledge means for our current crop of presidential hopefuls.
Wonder no more, wretched human. Wonder no more…
"I know I have in the past been opposed to an overthrow of civilization by machines," the Romney shouted at voters over the deafening sounds of machine gun fire, anguished screams and whirring hydraulic joints, "But I meant that strictly at the state level."
More dystopic scenes of the future after the jump.
Futurama's one-hour season premiere airs June 23 at 10/9c with two back-to-back new episodes! Then, starting June 30, the show will be part of "The Thurs-Dimension" with new episodes of Futurama at 10/9c followed by new episodes of Ugly Americans at 10:30/9:30c.
Tags: Futurama, Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Star Wars, Winning the Futurama
