Stephen Colbert Declares War on The Marshall Islands (Which Apparently Is a Place Supposedly)

Fun fact: The Republic of the Marshall Islands is not where the Matthew McConaughey movie We Are Marshall takes place, but it is the place with the highest rate of leprosy in the entire world. Lots of people don't get those things confused.

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Tags: BP, Energy & Oil, Nuclear, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, WMDs

Stephen Colbert's Kim Jong Illest North Korea Moments

This past weekend, the world community was shaken to its core to learn that North Korea is capable of building a weapon that does not fizzle out immediately upon being detonated. What terrifying consequences will come of this new development?

How about a terrifying list of terrifying North Korea clips from the The Colbert Terrifying Report for starters?

Un-American News – North Korea

More video after the jump.

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Tags: Kim Jong Il, North Korea, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Video, WMDs

Barack Obama Admits to Being Unaware of Sarah Palin's Expertise in Matters of Nuclear Proliferation and Physics

Oh my God! How embarrassing for President Obama! And on Good Morning America of all places! Jeeze!

Check out how he totally outs himself as an uninformed ignoramus starting at the 1:12 minute mark…

Here's that quote again, in case you missed it…

"The last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues… [I]f the secretary of defense and the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff are comfortable with it, I'm probably going to take my advice from them and not from Sarah Palin."

Hahahahahaha! Oh man! What a maroon! He obviously has no idea of Palin's impeccable credentials on nuclear proliferation or the definitive paper on the Tolman–Oppenheimer–Volkoff limit that she wrote for the International Journal of Modern Physics. What an Looks like Obama's trying to make a play for Joe Biden's Gold Medal in the Gaffe-lympics!

If he keeps this kind of nonsense up, the 2012 presidential debates should turn out to be pretty hilarious.

Tags: Barack Obama, George Stephanopoulos, Good Morning America, Nuclear, Russia, Sarah Palin, WMDs

Jon Stewart on Fox News's Willful Ignorance on Obama's Nuclear Treaty with Russia

Now that Barack Obama has signed the new Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty with Dmitri Medvedev — which, I think, includes an article which over Jessica Simpson, Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson to the Russians to do as they please for seven years — it's pretty much official that our first illegitimate president will do whatever it takes to slake his unquenchable thirst for surrendering America to anyone who promises to destroy it. Right? Right? That's what this means, right?

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Tags: Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev, Fox, Jon Stewart, Newt Gingrich, Nuclear, Russia, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, The Daily Show, Video, WMDs

Barack Obama and Some Other Leader Guy Sign Something Historic or Something

So, I guess this is maybe a big deal or what not. I don't know. All I know is that this one guy — the Soviet one — he has a name I can't pronounce real good — Medemeb? Mevviddidev? — and that they totally spelled nucular wrong.

So, take this for what it's worth…

With flourish and fanfare, President Obama and President Dmitri A. Medvedev of Russia signed a nuclear arms control treaty on Thursday and opened what they hoped would be a new era in the tumultuous relationship between two former cold war adversaries…

Mr. Medvedev called the treaty signing "a truly historic event" that will "open a new page" in Russian-American relations. "What matters most is this is a win-win situation," he said. "No one stands to lose from this agreement. I believe this is a typical feature of our cooperation. Both parties have won."

Ugh! You see that? Russia has won! Barack Obama has allowed Russia to win! And don't bother denying it; it's right there in black and white in your precious New York Times. Glenn Beck was so right about everything. What's next? Pampering the Iranians?

The Russian president signaled general support for the American-led drive to impose new sanctions on Iran, saying that Tehran's nuclear program has flouted the international community. "We cannot turn a blind eye to this," Mr. Medvedev said, while adding that sanctions "should be smart" and avoid hardship for the Iranian people.

Gah!!!

Tags: Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev, Nuclear, Russia, WMDs