Our Endorsements: The Onion Puts Congress On Trial

* All this time we thought Congress was a nice, quiet neighbor.

* Onion article or actual article?

* New York City has a new superheroine.

* The Great Dictator has a message for us.

* Ray Romano gets cheesy with President Obama.

* All the Movember beards are moving down south.

* The New Yorker covers Romney's lunch with Obama.

* Watch someone overanalyze a picture of President Obama's hands.

* Who cares about Kate Middleton's baby. Give us TWITTER JOKES!

* Dennis Leary and Comedy Central wish you a Merry F***in' Christmas.

Tags: Birthers, Christmas, Comedy Central, Daily Links, Debates, House of Representatives, Kate Middleton, Mitt Romney, Senate, The New Yorker, The Onion, Twitter, Wonkette

Our Endorsements: Romney's New Special Purpose

* The Onion details Romney's strict introspective regimen.

* The Hostesses with the leastess.

* Donald Trump…isn't…all…bad?

* Chris Christie could quit his day job.

* You must never remove their flag pins.

* Stephen Colbert unveils himself at Madame Tussaud's.

* David Fincher. Kevin Spacey. Political drama. House of Cards.

* Before he was a cheater, General Petraeus was known for something else.

* Rethinking government handouts with McSweeney's Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute.

Tags: Daily Links, Mitt Romney, Saturday Night Live, The New Yorker, The Onion, Wonkette

Our Endorsements: Somebody Loves Joe Biden

* Leslie Knope says yep to Joe Biden.

* Ibish Comedy presents Pajama Obama in the sheets and the streets.

* Romney's concession speech gets musical.

* Here is just one more of many ways to gloat, Democrats.

* McSweeney's "The Grapes of Mitt" is all about the downtrodden.

* A Kickstarter campaign for the national debt? Not so dumb after all.

* Being a princess is fun, but it's not a career. Unless you're a law princess!

* What real Americans have to say about the Petraeus sex scandal, from The Onion.

* George Bush Jr. looks Jamaican, says Lewis Black. Sure that's not George Hamilton?

Tags: Amy Poehler, Barack Obama, Budget, Daily Links, Debt, Facebook, George Bush, Joe Biden, Lewis Black, Mitt Romney, Sesame Street, Sonia Sotomayor, The Onion, Wonkette

Our Endorsements: NASA Gets Nerdier

* Star Talk with Neil deGrasse Tyson premiers on the Nerdist Channel.

* The unbelievable story of Paul Ryan.

* The two-faced Mitt Romney sandwich.

* Your guide to Obama conspiracy theories.

* Debate re-re-re-re-remix. *record scratch*

* GOP strategists want to change the subjects.

* Ever had a bumper sticker you didn't regret?

* Looks like School House Rock landed on Uncle Sam.

* The Onion is going to take you right into the Eurozone.

* Barack Obama is calling, girl. Better pick up the phone.

* Who is the best fake president? Hint: Not George W. Bush.

* Mitt Romney saved the auto industry with a piece of gun and a paperclip.

Tags: Daily Links, Europe, George Bush, Mitt Romney, NASA, Neil deGrasse Tyson, The Onion, Tweet Untweet, Twitter, Wonkette

Our Endorsements: President Obama Is 2 Cool 4 Coco

* Conan O'Brien calls out President Obama for trying to be cool.

* Bullies make a NSFW case for bullying in America.

* The list of people capable of bumping Joe Biden.

* Antonio Villaraigoso's little d, from HaHaJK.

* Ads the candidates only wish they could run.

* The Onion makes a prediction of what's on tonight's DNC schedule.

* Michelle Obama is officially the Queen of Twitter.

* The internet digs up the best political slogan ever.

* Here's a white guy rapping for Mitt Romney, just in case you hate your ears.

* If you watched the above video, look at this in silence for several minutes.

Tags: Conan O'Brien, Daily Links, Democratic National Convention, Funny or Die, Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, Osama bin Laden, The Onion, Twitter, Wonkette