Hate by Numbers: The Worst Protest Song Ever Written?

Ever wonder why conservative hate groups are continually being asked by musicians to stop using their protest songs for their hate group hate rallies? It might be because hateful evil people are kind of shitty at writing protest songs, a phenomenon which Gladstone examines in his new Hate by Numbers video…

I don't think there is enough Unhear It to unhear that awful noise!

Tags: 9/11, Gladstone, Hate by Numbers, Islam, Music, New York City, Religion, World Trade Center

Fox News Concerned They're Going to Get "Satanic Death" Murdered by John Cusack

Uh oh! Looks like John Cusack — Satanic death cult high priest and star of Hot Tub Time Machine — is dropping The Devil's Fatwah on Fox News. Just look at this not-at-all-an-obviously-kind-of-lame-joke Satanic tweet the very scary man just evil twittered a few days ago…

Oh no! Do what you will with Steve Doocy, just please don't hurt Brian Kilmeade! (Seriously. Do whatever you want with Steve Doocy. Come on, be creative.)

Anyway, Fox News, for their part, is handling this very real and serious and scary threat with the appropriate amount of measured adultitude…

John Cusack Calls for 'Satanic Death' of Fox News, GOP Leaders

Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News…

Cusack has long been outspoken about politics. He supported Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election and has contributed to The Huffington Post, but this is the first known time he has stooped to the level of making threats.

And while the U.S. Constitution protects Cusack's right to speak his mind…

Be forewarned. The following text contains dangerous levels of irony toxicity. Pregnant women may want to walk away from the computer screen…

…some critics say he should be more careful about what he says, since he has more than 200,000 Twitter followers.

"His provocative tweets could easily incite a rabid fan to commit violent acts against Fox News Headquarters and others he names," said Dr. Carole Lieberman, a Beverly Hills-based psychiatrist and author of "Coping With Terrorism: Dreams Interrupted."

It would be really sad if something like that were to happen.

(via Gawker)

Tags: 9/11, Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Islam, New York City, Religion, Republicans, Satan, Steve Doocy, Terrorism, Twitter, World Trade Center

CGI-Animated News Segments Are a Dishonor to the Victims of "Shrek the Third"

This new Pixar movie — which apparently takes place in a dystopian America in which everyone ignores the First Amendment and tries to withhold civil rights from a religious minority — looks like kind of a bummer.

It also seems to take place after the country has been sold outright to China…

Awwww, they even got the part where Barack Obama puts a salad bowl on his head and prays to his terrorist deity inside the Oval Office. I was really hoping they weren't gonna cut that part out! I was all ready for another Tom Bombadil-esque disappointment, and BLAM! it popped up. And people said this paranoid fantasy was unfilmable. Puh-leeze!

Tags: 9/11, Barack Obama, Bill of Rights, China, Constitution, Florida, Islam, New York, Religion, Tennessee, White House, World Trade Center

This Modern World: No New York on New York!

Tom Tomorrow reports from Parallel Earth, on which people have discovered that the entire island of Manhattan is full of Muslims, foreign-looking types and — worst of all — liberals…

Read the whole thing.

Tags: 9/11, Barack Obama, Comedians, Harry Reid, Islam, New York City, Newt Gingrich, Religion, Sarah Palin, This Modern World, World Trade Center

Quote Unqote: The Curse of Scarborough

Former Republican congressperson and feudal lord of Scarborough Country on the MSNBCian Peninsula, Joe Scarborough speaks to all of the dozens of Republicans who watch his show, concerning the increasing furor over Kind-Of-Near-Ground-Zero Not-Quite-Mosque…

"And I talk to you, my Republican brethren. I don't know how much longer you'll be my brethren. I'll be honest. I'm looking for a conservative party that actually believes in small government and not engaging in Wilsonian wars but that's another discussion. I'm just talking, you know, as a friend. I promise you this. You're going to be embarrassed. You're going to look back two, three, four years from now and this is going to be dark blot on your record if you don't speak out against New Gingrich and the voices of hate."

Sorry, I can't hear you on account of all this HATE in my ears.

Tags: 9/11, House of Representatives, Islam, Joe Scarborough, MSNBC, Newt Gingrich, Quote Unquote, Religion, Republicans, Tea Party, World Trade Center