Have a Real American Super Bowl
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Mock a soccer player. You know, just to get things going.
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Invite a bald eagle.
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Pledge allegiance to your food.
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Drink lots of beer. Anyone who says beer wasn't invented in America is a dirty Bolshevik.
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Use fossil fuels.
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Take a few hours to familiarize yourself with any NFL rule changes instated since last season. You never know when you might have to prove your citizenship.
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See if this guy wants to come over. He seems to have the right idea.
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Invite George Washington.
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Don't have health care.
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