Oh giiiirl, no he DI'INT.

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Creeping on the president of Ireland.

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Black and white? Still awesome.

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This looks like the worst open mic ever.

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"Hosni! Let's chair dance!"

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All a man needs is a nice cold cola, suspenders and upholstery.

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Creeping on the president of Colombia.

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"Filibuster? I hardly know her!"

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True fact: This photo was taken at a Senate hearing on steroid use.

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Wheee!

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If he shows his teeth, run.

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THIS GUY.

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Yeah nature, you all right.

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Uh-oh, Joe Biden's stealing the soup!

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Creeping on the president of the United States.

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That flak jacket. Those shades. That hair.

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Bucking Senate hand trends.

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True fact: Nebraska Sen. Chuck Hagel dressed up as Joe Biden for Halloween one year.

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Shhh! Nobody wake him.

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This looks like the other worst open mic ever.

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Sitting, so alone / just my papers and my dreams / hello potted plants

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"You're fired!"

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This is what it looks like right before Joe Biden punches you in the face.

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This is what it looks like right before Joe Biden gives Barack Obama a noogie.

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Feelings :(

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Creeping on Sarah Palin.

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"And in conclusion, AAAAAAAHHH!"

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You guys read the funnies? Joe Biden reads the funnies.

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THIS GUY, STILL!

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Who's vice president now, punk?

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Joey sits however he damn well wants.

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Getting some culture.

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Look who's in the major leagues now.

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SO happy to be here.

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You get a shoulder rub! And you get a shoulder rub!

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"Here's the thing, pal. There's only one funniest guy in D.C."

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Name's Biden. Joe Biden.

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Heeeeyyy, laaaaadies!

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Canada makes the best mittens.

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Creeping on the president of Israel.

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"Ahh, Timmy, if it weren't for all the cameras, I'd box yer damn ears."

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You put your right hand in, you put your left foot out... wait, no.

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With Elmo, in happier times.

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He'll sell it to you for a very reasonable price.

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Just a bunch of cool presidents hanging out with a soccer team... wait, no.

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Nothing like a quick game of peekaboo.

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OMG it's Chris Coons!!1!!

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Creeping on Ban-Ki Moon.

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"Who's gonna stop me from giving this speech in a baseball hat? You? You gonna stop me?"

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This is what it looks like right before Joe Biden punches someone else in the face.

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"This is a lectern. The thing I'm standing on is a podium. Got it?"

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Yep, Bob Dole brought some Viagra samples to the party.

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This is Joe Biden. He'll be your tour guide today.

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No idea if this was the setup or the punchline.

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He just can't stop giggling.

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Glasses!

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Always. Standing. Behind. This. Guy.

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This is what it looks like right before Joe Biden punches his imaginary friend in the face.

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Two Bidens are awesomer than one.

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Nobody's ever really ready for Joe.

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Joe Biden doesn't just recite the campaign slogan. He re-enacts it.

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Flesh to press? Joe Biden is on it.

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Settle down! Joe Biden's yelling!

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Joe Biden's disdain for Paul Ryan is this big.

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Correction: THIS big.

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You know he's only in this for the swag.

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Joe Biden wants you to read his book. Or else he'll punch you in the face.

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Creeping on Wisconsin voters.

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"I won't go to my room! You're not the boss of me... oh, wait."

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Who's vice president AGAIN, punk?

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