Mitt Romney's Birthday Presents
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For when the trees are the wrong height.
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Spare sons.
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Good for eating grits.
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So he doesn't have to borrow one of Ann's.
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Sure, he has three homes, but maybe he needs a shed.
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Almost as comfortable as his favorite flip-flops.
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For signing pink slips.
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Something to help him relax on the campaign trail.
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