Rick Santorum was happy everyone wanted to see his movie. Not winning-the-GOP-nomination happy, but happy.

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One woman couldn't pass up the chance to photograph Santorum sitting. She then went to try and find Newt Gingrich taking a nap.

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First rule of a Santorum movie showing: no cowboy boots, no admission.

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Santorum points toward the screen, probably because we're missing the George Washington cameo at the end of the credits.

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Taking colorful photos of the Constitution is a fun way to forget all the stuff Rick Santorum believes about it.

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We can't explain why, but it feels like he belongs in black and white.

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He wears a lei, because you can't have rampant social regression without a little flair.

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Rick looked a little dejected as he left with his entourage. He should cheer up: Roger Ebert can't give every piece of right-wing propaganda two thumbs up.

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