"Listen, jerk! When I tell you to submit to an invasive physical exam before getting an abortion, you better submit to an invastive political exam! What? Are you gonna cry now? Cry, cry for me crybaby! Cry!"

"Make like a tree and be the right height."

"Y'all ready to bust some unions?"

"All right, you turds, listen up! We had an election, and the American people put me in charge of you. So, you just sit there and keep your mouths shut while I go listen to my Donnie and Marie records."

"You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push for equal pay for women. Well, now you're gonna pay!"

"Do you know who my father is!?"

"Oh my God, I love your Austrian Warmblood dressage horse! Where did you get it?"

"You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give my corporation friends twenty billion!"

"Ha ha! Because you're poor."

"CONVICTIONS!!!"