As the old saying goes, kiss softly and carry a big gavel.

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His control of the Senate may be shaky, but Harry Reid's wife Landra is still under his spell.

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So close.

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In what may be his biggest gaffe to date, Joe Biden let his wife kiss President Obama.

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Is Mitt Romney even capable of closing his eyes?

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Newt rarely kisses Callista near cameras, lest we recall she was his mistress. But you can tell sometimes he wants to.

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Apparently Herman Cain was a turn-on.

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This is not a scene from Glenn Beck's nightmares. This actually happened.

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A chaste hand kiss, no birth control necessary.

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Okay, so, Al Green works.

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Always leave room for Jesus.

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More like passionate conservative, amirite?

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That's Marcus Bachmann. That's not Michele Bachmann.

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Ron Paul shies away from PDA with his wife. He also shies away from his wife.

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