Loser: Charlie Brown
The character's voice actor was arrested for stalking. Did that teacher's "wah wah woh wah wah" voice ever mention what a restraining order was?

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Winners: Sasha and Malia Obama
Now this is how to be endearing if you're the child of a powerful family. Someone tell Prince Harry.

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Losers: Norwegian journalists
After a truck full of cheese caught fire and blocked a tunnel in Norway for six days, countless reporters fought the urge to giggle on camera.

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Winner: Manti Te'o
His Katie Couric interview still wasn't as embarrassing as Sarah Palin's.

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Loser: Marijuana
A federal court refused to reclassify the plant as having any medicinal value. Now do you see why it's important that judges, not doctors, make these decisions?

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Loser: Beyonce
Doesn't know how to sing, apparently.

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Winner: Beyonce's earpiece
Now has a great story to tell the other earpieces.

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Winner: Hillary Clinton
She's polling ahead of Joe Biden as a potential 2016 candidate. Also, it turns out she didn't conspire to commit the Benghazi attack.

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Loser: Presidential oath of office
The last person to say it correctly in public was George W. Bush.

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