Cake will still be delicious.

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Kittens will still be adorable.

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Bruce Springsteen will still be awesome.

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Dogs in hats will still be funny.

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Thomas Jefferson will still be dead.

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You'll still forget to bring an umbrella.

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Math will still be hard.

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People will still be wrong on the Internet.

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Beer will still get you drunk.

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Shoehorns will still be useful.

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John Boehner will still be that color.

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Warren Buffett will still be richer than you (and his secretary).

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Steampunk will still be a thing, for some reason.

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Stock photo models will still frolic in fields.

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