I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is carrying a bag that does not contain my tax returns.

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There's only one way to deal with some guy yammering about his small business: keep your hands in your pockets.

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Mitt Romney is the only person in the world who finds Tim Pawlenty entertaining. But not entertaining enough to take his hands out of his pockets.

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When Mitt Romney Googles Rick Santorum, he keeps his hands in his pockets.

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Debates would be a lot more chill if everyone had to keep their hands in their pockets.

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Maybe he's got another American flag in his pocket?

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Presumably Mitt Romney takes his hands out of his pockets once in a while, when his wife's around.

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Rick Perry can yell all he wants. Mitt Romney is not taking his hands out of his pockets.

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Well, this makes sense. If Mitt Romney didn't keep his hands in his pockets when he had to stand next to Herman Cain, he'd have ripped out that shiny hair.

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