First we learned that Petraeus was a two-timing jerk.

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On Wednesday, Nov. 7, the White House learned that he was a two-timing jerk.

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On Thursday, Petraeus offered his resignation from the CIA for being a two-timing jerk.

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It was accepted by President not-Romney.

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Later we learned that the FBI knew about this, but they didn't know how to react because, come on, it's Petraeus.

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We also learned that his mistress (seated) was his biographer, and that his wife (standing) has a job title that includes "service member affairs," which is amusing.

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Then we learned about this other woman in Florida who'd gotten threatening emails from Petraeus' mistress, and who then complained to the FBI.

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Finally, we learned that David Petraeus was once happy.

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