Kelly Clarkson
Nominee, Best Pop Vocal Album
Prediction: Fox executives will get drunk and pine for the days when American Idol was a big deal.

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Fun. (feat. Janelle Monae)
Nominee, Record of the Year
Prediction: They'll still be mad that no song of theirs will ever be as catchy as "Gangnam Style."

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Kenny Garrett
Nominee, Best Jazz Instrumental Album
Prediction: You don't know who this is.

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Carly Rae Jepsen
Nominee, Best Pop Solo Performance
Prediction: She'll break down in tears trying to explain that she has more than one song.

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Jay-Z and Kanye West
Nominees, Best Rap Performance
Prediction: Surprise freestyle by Blue Ivy.

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Jack White
Nominee, Best Rock Album
Prediction: This year he'll finally learn the F chord.

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Taylor Swift & The Civil Wars
Nominees, Best Country Duo/Group Performance
Prediction: A huge celeb spat between them and the War of 1812s.

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Mumford & Sons
Nominees, Album of the Year
Prediction: They'll show up and be all atmospheric or whatever. No one will ever know which one is the dad.

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Ricardo Arjona
Nominee, Best Latin Pop Album
Prediction: This will be when people remember Ricky Martin and hope he's doing okay.

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Chris Brown
Nominee, Best Urban Contemporary Album
Prediction: Chris Brown will punch dozens and dozens of people at this year's Grammy Awards.

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