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November 4 at 1:02PM

The Daily Show Nails Cable News Election Panels

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

As you've now heard, in last night's two high-profile gubernatorial elections, the GOP candidates emerged victoriously in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Meanwhile, in the closely-watched Congressional race in New York's 23rd District, voters elected a Democrat for the first time in over a century in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Where did I acquire such keen political insight? Cable news, of course.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

October 13 at 10:46AM

Daily Show: CNN Fact Checks SNL, Not Politicians

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

CNN must be stopped. Just when you think they can't get any dumber, they reach levels of dumbness that can't be described with human language. If this shit keeps up, I'm going to have to start painting murals or doing interpretive dances to convey how head-explodingly inept these clowns are.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

September 29 at 2:52PM

The Best of The Daily Show's Fact-Finding Missions into the United Nations

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

With all the recent hoopla over last week's United Nations circus still fresh in people's minds and Mike Huckabee's thoughtful suggestion of floating the U.N. building over to Saudi Arabia lingering fragrantly in the air, we thought it would be a good idea to look up some of The Daily Show's best U.N. moments…

Showdown at the U.N. Corral



More clips after the jump…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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September 11 at 1:17PM

The Daily Show Correspondents on Riding Animals to Work

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Now, one might think that asking people what animal they'd like to ride work would be a silly thing to do, but, as I think you'll discover from watching this video it's anything but. It seems goofy and idiotic in theory, but in practice it just works…



September 10 at 5:38PM

The Daily Show Correspondents on Workplace Romance

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

From The CC Insider

I work by myself at home, so you'd probably assume there wouldn't be much in the way of workplace romances going on around here. And you'd be right, though my coffee cup told me yesterday that he heard my microwave hooked up with my ottoman, but you didn't hear that from me. Meanwhile, it sounds like there's plenty of action going on around the Daily Show offices.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

September 9 at 10:56AM

Exclusive: The Daily Show Correspondents and The Truth About Lying

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

I could go into a whole thing about what this exclusive clip is really all about, but, c'mon, would you even believe me?



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